Went to Giant Eagle. They didn't have German Dark Wheat bread, which I think is a first since I've been shopping there since Ratha left. I was annoyed, and spent far too long looking up and down the bread, hoping I would find it, before deciding that it really wasn't there.
Bought 27 2-liters of Pitch Black. Originally I had 15 in my cart, figuring that was enough, but then I realized that there was no reasonable possibility of anyone giving me weird looks for buying 27 who wouldn't give me weird looks anyway for buying 15, so I filled my cart.
First license plate after I left the store started with “EKA”. (No, it wasn't mine.) Laughed out loud.