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Recipe for Scotch sour, Kenn style:
Mix 1 part Scotch and 1 part sour mix over ice in shaker. Shake.
Strain into white wine glass. Add 1 maraschino cherry, and pour a dash of the juice in as well. Stir, and drink.
This is incredibly awesome and barely tastes like alcohol, despite the fact that actually, almost 20% of it is. (Almost because of melted ice and the cherry “juice”.) You can't be a Scotch purist, though, and if you aren't then it's reasonably likely you don't have Scotch at all. Though I imagine other whiskeys would also work (but you probably don't want one that's too sweet, the other ingredients are sweet enough).